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to towers golden corral steel tools, christian health care ministries and bass pro shops. >> it has been an absolute honor. i am humbledm to be your host o tonight. so from all of us at fox nation and fox newsm al here in nashvi, god bless and good night
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. know. everyo >> happy thanksgiving, everyone. as usual. we've had a great few monthsas e shows, mostly due to my endless charm and breathtaking good looks. dueof course, we've also hadwe some amazing guests. so tonight, let'al hs look backt some of our favorite segments. >> enjoy. happy wednesday, everybody.y. happy wednesday. or, as i like to call it s at our house, hump day. >> the wife makes amazing camel burgers. ers. >> all right, settle down. so here's some news that make you spent your oat milk latte all over. >> and orphans fac e. >> did you know that muscular, strong and strappingn orca's men perceived as more conservative than wimpy, scrawny, skinnperceiveas mory dp >> yup. oh, you do? . show's over. got to go.
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true. true. it seemso. that this appears appears to be more manly than this. n no wonder. of >> no wonder he's out of work. and it's even before i open now mouth.en before i open well, now american researchers are confirming what we suspected that muscular physiques go hand in hand thatwith conservatism. >> and if you're puny, well, you're likely also a progressivith e health. erribl terrible language, but it makes sense out how left wing these dudes are. >> right? huh? anyway , that's probablyanyway a mistaken photo, . articipa asmistaken photo, . articipa asked to assess the politicalato orientation of men who varied in strength and musclen of while also considering various facets of what constitutes conservatism. and strong men appeared more conservative than weaker
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ones. nservatind stronmeanwhile, thed shouldered men are only seen as liberal. they're only as liberal when they're changing in a women's locker room. not only that, the perception that muscles conservative was observed regardless of whether the beliefs were relatedless of to societal issues or economics. and it makes sense when you consider what it or to getsider what it or those muscles discipline hardsc workle, delayed gratification, extra protein, all values that would make a gender studies major report hate crime . but you know doesn't it make sense? conservatism is on incentives.es >> do this.do get that liberal ism is the opposite. don't do anything. it's okay. we got it's . >> so the left rewards bad behavior and the right rewards good behavior, which is otherwise known as effort. this is why everyonere in antifa
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looks like a pilot. >> s everyono let's kick them t. their idea of fitness is havingy a piercing that's only mildly infected with hepatitis. th >> the study also foundy that people believe strong m men value their personal liberties more than weaker dudes should. us >> but what does this mean for the rest of us? like, say, conservative liberty minded dudes who aren't as muscular as they would like be? you know, jesse' you ks about ai conservative as they get, but the only lifting he does is a hairbrushes. ir 500 reps each arm three times a day. yet he's got the upper body strength of caeach dayt. all right. what about fan favorite comedian joe macchio over here ? >> loojok at that. what a bundle of animal flesh crawling all over him. >>l but do people unfairly thik
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he's a liberal weakling because he has the face of your aunt that never got married and had 14 cats? oh, come on, joe. >> it's sad. every time he goes for a walk in nyc ends up upside down with his legs sticking out of the top of a trash can. op ofpeople don't think he looy like a liberal. they just think he looks like a . oh, wow. thanks for coming on.lesb yeahian.ng. yes >> yeah.should >> yeah.should i cut really bad? >> reall but course, there's ty. >> he could kick. he could kick the back in crowd. rahe could kick the out of the gop elephant himself. is there any question on how he and his 38 inch neck votes? >> kno w? kno >> oh, this is awesome. >>m. , this is awesome. yeah.
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>> then there's kat. true. her arms are mistake four wishbones. but she says wiry is a bones short haireds as terrier tanglep in a ball of yarn. the point is, there are exceptions. just look at chris cuomo. if you can find him his.. his new show airs at midnightcld on the closed circuit tv of a-c 7-eleven in queens. no >> now, he's not conservative by any stretchvative, but checka out. >> he built those muscles and he built them through resistancend training, mostly from women trying to resist his advances. i'm kidding. >> i'm not. i' even though participants in the study all equated muscular physiques with strongnc conservative values, it's not always the case. right. but ates it'always least in thes of many, it is. so it's like my uncle always told m it'e you can judge a book by its cover. >> well, unless written a by brian kilmeade, nerd.
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no, i don't either. this woman. it's my mom. m i know. sorry. but look, i.w that >> but, look, i know that generalizations like this ,and it's been my motto that one must favor individuals over groupe s. >> but my impression of the truly fit is that they're either apolitical orhata they are right-wing. >> they're never outspoken leftists. leftists, so can't apply the principles of fitness muscprinciples of fitness they know that it works? muscles get better depending on what you into them. >> but that also it makes sense would go for work. also wo education, security, safety, the border so iborder >> so if you love the gym, you might tr gy mentality mentality elsewhere because it's not shocking that a lote ee of people equate looking strong with behavin g strong as well. so the next time you need someone with strong valuese and a strong jaw, pick a tv t host who has broad shoulders
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and chiseled physiques that you need. ue >> let's welcome gary. moreet's welcome gary. cleared more rooms than president biden's goal. itpresiden comedian joe mccarth he's killed more than british petroleum. jeff chip, i almos t said chief almos chef and restaurant owner andrew gruel. she's like a rubik's cube. difficult to figure out and adored by nerds. di figur"new york times" bestseg author and fox news contributor getsfo his and he once cartwheel to ouster yet "new york times" bestselling author, comedian bestnelling author, comedian tyrus.
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>> joe, it's amazing. i know. >> g. . make fun of you. you do have washboard abs. we just can't see them. you're modest about your fitness, aren't you? you covered up abs, we with, yo, body stuff. >> why why are you looking at me like that? >> greg those insults were of greg those insults were megan rapinoe. >> penalty kick. you son of a gun. i would take my shirt off and flex right now if i'd wax my masculine back here gun. >> i'll tell you this. i'm so conservative. i use that to win bodybuilding contests instead of flexin tg. just like, hey, if you get caught doing graffiti, we cut your arms and then donate those to the armless. at the armless. good point that the attributes that make someone who's really fimakenet also they translate ta lot of different areas of life
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. even stand up comedy, the government can't write jokes for. though >> you, although president biden does does a lot of help. yes, that is sad. yeah. e] >> not sure i'm the big fan not of the super fit comedians, h. though. laough. to be i need to laughug at somebody not feel insecure.ww >> i wish we were just judgeered on our material. . >> yeah. yeah. well, that never happened with youl ne. i say that because he's a genius who are misunderstood in their time. >> they will lovwho ise when he's dead in about 2028. andrew, you are a world famous . does this apply in the kitchen?p likepl men who can't cookho can are more right o'tr more left? yeah. i mean, men who can't cook are more left. i wemean ask this when we hire people. >> and finally know you know,
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what's funny is, is that when i actually heard this study, s right to read it because, i wanted to understand the truth behind this. waderstandand i and and it's tr? so i read it. this was brought and somebody asked about it. and the overwhelming response and this is fascinatin brought g, is isrvativ that people who are conservative are vain and they only care about themselves only. are about themselves they don't think about equitable muscle distribution, amino acid distribution. so it's incumbent upon me as somebod aciy i feel is very,o very open minded to actually give most of my muscles awayl .s yes. and so that's why i used to look like tigress. i was six, why i u l eight and " a couple of years ago. p >> post-pandemic. i've become open hearted. now, that's very sweet. you did. 've come opeyou you have a threk you have a six pack. yeah. actually , i to have a kega that you spoke to. >> kat okay.yo you're married now. you've beeu'verried non marriedr almost ten years. >> congratulations. yeahyears.. quick. oh, that was quick. yeah.
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time flies. flies. ten years in just under five.e. have you ever dated white conservatives or jacked muscular liberalervatives, or dt never enter the picture? >> no. they were all scrawny and. >> oh, really? and none of them were conservative or conservative al >> they were so skinny. yeah. that, like, we could share clothes or a yeah, yeah.d share >> when i met my husband, my wardrobe was cut in halhes.f although, you know who is really, really rippedmentio you didn't mention, like the most of people are obviously likethe mo fitnes influencers. >> no, you know, that's why i said that.- but they're generally apolitical. yeah. who live in west hollywood. you look at themt they a genera i went to a i was invited to as brunch in l.a. once, and i wentin and i had falsely assumed sintin and i had falsely assumed >> silly of me in retrospect, but i also don't know how one gets muscles. >> yeah, it's easy to liveyou li things.
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why are garbage men so buffeft a every day? they're lifted stuff up and they're putting it down, lift stuff uretuff and ip and pt down. >> that's how you build muscle. so become a garbage, become a garbage man, or just pick >>,house. man, or just pick you can do it. >> you can do it aroundu ca the house. you can lift up bottled water, dos, right?t up bottled water, i this is from my experience working at prevention magazinepe . these were the tips that i would give. i'm embarrassed right now doing gim embarrassed right now doing m embarr. i'm just glad you didn't blow up. i still got it alreadyt gl. wa >> are you, by the way, brunch. redundant it. >> don't you feel? tyra's having brunch? hollywo >> i don't know. it's hollywood. i feel every day. i guess it's, you know. and it's funny that a lot of because i. i work out and wrestling. >> so there't s a lot of it's and it's always been kind of the same thing whenind the fitness guys they'll be very quiet about who they are politically because
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they don't want the backlash. so there's a lot more. - jack, conservatives thano you realize they do for not to get the the backlash. this also happens. a lot of brothers are like that, too, like it use ud to be like star school. >> keep doing what you're doing. do you want to come on the show ? >> yeah, you know, but it's changingo you o comesh 's it's changing now. it's like across all your time. keep it up, dog. amrigh i cool. and so when you get to that point when you work, when you get t to point whereu're on you're on a consistent routine, you keep track of everything. how much you spend on training how much you spend on diet, how much you spend on this, that whatever. and you have to look where your moneynd goes and that cauk you to look when you get your first checks. and it's tax like nobody'syoed business, you're then going to look to be like, well, how can i cut, oh, i got to vote against thes nobodbusin so it's a mindset. it's the group becausemindset. everybody can be lazy and miserable in the group because they don't have to accountse they don' anybody becausey don' they just expand the group. we see it t a lot with one of te most of the pronoun stuff. they're making new groups for themselves so they don't havnoue explain not succeeding with the group. themselves sy, the gym or gal
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in the gym who's working, they'll see the result, ths. y and the truth is in if they actually put in the work. rkthat's the difference between the two groups. >> and just to piggyback on thaust to pt, when i'm at thm and i am often at the gym that i've noticed that a lot of the people that are into fitness alsoi notice run their n businesses. yep. you know, it's usually something out of a trunk , but.e g out of a trunk >> but no, i mean, no, no, i but it starts somewhere it's a free market. >> it's a free i af you want to suit your base. whatuit your base. is they are, they are capitalists and they're capitalizing on effort. n >> i think we killed this segment. all right. rowdy crowk we've killedd tonig. oh, yes. what songs they be cranking if they give biden wha. coffe the chase ink business premiere the chase ink business premiere card is made fore . people like sam, who make everyday products designed smarter like a smart coffee grinder. >> or is fresh beans for you? oh, genius.
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thank you. i. i know.ow, i understand. democrats get tenser when they're not allowed to censor, for they want to pass to use the to wipe their . >> a new poll finds that support for censorship falls along party lines, with dems more likelr censory republicans and independents to want to limit free speech. than r47% of dems believe speech should be legal only underces. certain circumstances. you know, like if you're calling trump supporters o or insisting that drag queen story out qualifies entertainment at children's birthdays. >> 34% of them think americans have too much freedom% . >> and this is from the folks who are letting out murdererans >> and 75% of dems say the government has the responsibility censor so-called hateful social media posts to protect the publi demo meaning apparently anything that calls them on there . urprs >> and not so surprisingly, only 31% of dems strongliny agr with the phrase.
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deat the phrase. but will defend the death to the death your right to say it. >> to sa though hillary clinton intrigued by that death part, and so did democrats freee is reserved for the things they want to hear. imaginrved fore that rule at a s office. doctor, why didn't you tell me? i had. >> well, i knew you wouldn't like it. and your prescription plan doesn't bananal me s. n do bananal me so why the partisan differences? well, according to the study, libsr think conservative media content is less factual than liberal media contenences.t. you know, because it ignoresthal the obvious truths. women have wangsal becau. hunter's laptop was fake, and climate change will drown everyone without a summer homedr on martha's vineyard. and conservatives are more reluctant to censos arr because they believe in the free marketplace of ideas, regardless of content, which sadly, is how the world ended up with ten fast and furious10 movies. wovies. women? wellmen?, 78% of men support dev
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offensive speech comparee spd to just 66% of women. so that's quite a gender gap, which will soon be yet another euphemism fo seen ber to to. angry today. you know, angry young fellow. ut i thought that was funny, but the audience apparently did. funny yours did. but it took a minute. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you're a jilted lover.. >> i feel i'm hurt by this. jim, you've got to smile after the joke. >> you say something like that by the gall, like he's just playing around. that's how you got away with iti . >> that's scary. you knowle, jim, it's so weirdso because every t every movie that about censorship or mccarthyism assumes it will come from the right , nev but it never does. it comes from the tolerant left. i mean, thiser comes f is insane >> we're seeing a new're mccarthyism. it was always it was new the opposite. right. and you know me as a stand up comic, like all th o
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e comics weree lih o always like, now all of a sudden, the pendulum started werehe back., whndulum started and i'm like, why can't i say this? they're getting in trouble. like, i go, you guys started this stuff. if you wouldn't approve it from the beginninu guyss g you knew s eventually going to come your way and that all freaking out. yeah, i love ieaking. t that. 78% of white males say it's deeply offensive. f they have no problem with it. 66% of women that i want them people at my comedy shown, i pe yes. sta those are the people. the rest of them stay home, watch a disney channel. exactl watcy. to you know, they want to go outd e and have fun and then they're offended. and that's their way of having n . tyrus, it really isn't about hate speech. it's about speec havinh that thy hate. >> it's about, well, they've been doing it. >> the.cng it. they that's when they got their ability out and they've been doing anybody says anythingg that they don't like or hurt their feelings needs to go away. they want their t to live in the world where they can say whatever they want. you have to accept whatever they'reeyhave to whaty want to change about themselves or whatever. we all have to be fine the chaeq but one of us. i have a question. oh, send him away. you can't questionuem . us. and while they're in power, what they feel, their ideaey are
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of power is they're going to continue to try to do this. this thing. we're like it's bad speech. there's always going to be there needs to be yin and yanggn for a reason. they just want yin and yang. they just want to be able to say what they want to sayyant and if nobody likes it, because my feelings and i know it to be truee to, we hear those stupid sayings like my truth. yeah, that's my of truth. when my kids say that they" get my version of punishment and i still speaking about yin . and yang. >> yeah, it's like the siamese>e twins from the circus. yeah, they're all they don't fit at all, but they just fit. you spend hours trying to youup candy. there's something weird goingrs on here. they're looking at the first amendment as though it's this malleable thint as tho thig thak just mush around like silly putty. >> but you understand why they're trying to doe . they're starting with the first amendment because they really want to go afterstartingrs secoy amendment. but they can't do that right away can.
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so they're they're going after words. and it's really interesting, you pointeind out for so long that when you control languageds ,you control society. and that's ultimately what they want to do, becaus ulte they're constantly kicking words and phrases out of university and petitioning dictionaries to get rid of certain words. ctionarithey want to say.o much they want us to omit so muchw we of how we talk to each other. and so many of our are idiomatic expressions many and that is a form of control. so what they've done is they'vef lost di ideas. so now what they're doing is they're coming after freedom by passive aggressive force because you don't really see it because they feel like the wordsmiths, they seem like the academics, but they're actually a bunch of techno bulliewos who want to control your life from every angle. they'l chnocratl start with spec and then they'll end with guns. and i say they'll end with guns becausd e. wil they're going to run into people who actually have guns yet, who don't want them to takn e their speech or their weapons. yeah, they will be well
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ventilated. vents, ted. we're seeing what's happening like on platforms. people are going after platform people,s. rms. they.ry portnoy they they tried to get him by going aftering to his advertisers. i'm beginning to think the only people with free peoph ly people with free the people rich enough to be canceled. like liko bee the portnoy's ande elon musk's. but the rest of everybode y else is screwed, you know, for a long time. >> i hate to say that about, you know, like the newspaper uhn business, right? because they run profitable. but if you're a billionaire, you buy and you can always get your your opinion out. >> but, you know, it's in that whole thing it, out,hae journalism. it's been around for a while. i dealt with it personally. you know, i mean, pure sabotagee in the "new york times", eviw yl evil, evil, evil stuff, intents, on harming what the problem, i i think is, is that they get away with it because wheay withn the headlines go out, particularly in this society where people have this short term pis socie, like a 24 hour memory, the headline becomes the factr memory even if
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they have to retract it six months later, think of almosx monthst single thing e big time under president trump. the russia und presin collusionl his taxes and all that. >> and when all this stuff came out okay, you know, it was like a page 67 at the bottom next to the obituarie okay --s oh, wd up on that. but the fact they it's all about is that really not eve it's not even the article, th's not even the article, headline. that's all the assassination journalismat's. the main weapon is they ca headline. they can say something to destroyn sato. they get it out there and it never matters what the truth is. because onceever matters they t that. too many people buy into it. yeah, they get awa y with it.y i the only optimism i havefewe is that a lot fewer people are buying intr peg o. i think they've been red pilled by what but the last five years everybody has somehow become a target or smeared as a grouphg right now. >> and i'm hoping that like this is the this is tht likee my friends of this segment. well t, that was awkward.up up next, canada calls a a hero
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that will link your mind to a computer. which means i could be gh right now. and who says i'm not? yeah. the company reportedly wants te on 11 people nextt wants year and more than 22,000 b by 2030. the downside is the installer will only show up on tuesday between the hours of daw n and 9 the hours of daw p.m.. >> but the goal is for the chip to help people with the eopl disorders, t to t but eventually get it to the point where you can play games and send messages using only your thoughts. which sounds great until. r gr >> you send your grandma a text saying her look great , but what if they do? >> all right, kat how much o you want to bet? like in about 30 or 40 years, there's going to br 40 ye all tb annoying people bragging about the chip in their headg a the way they brag about their latest iphone. right. you know an. grad and then you're going to have to get like an upgrade and then you get to go back in and pull it don' it out. >> i just don't relate to this at all. no i don't know why these people want to do more thinking
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. >> if you don't think a be grateful that is so true. that should be on a t shirt. you know, i should be on a t shirt with duct kat timpf november. what's a day today? >>at's a day today? >> you know who does this? you know who doesn'tno? t? a lot. my dork. yeah. you know who's having a great yo? know who's having a great >> my dog. he doesn't understand violence thin . >> he doesn't understandgs that bad things are going on in the world. yeahoing o, he's to walk aroundr he's like, have you guys heard of around the block? like, soun happy f if you want n to put something in your headou to think more, you will regret it. will regreh. yeah. the moment carl starts thinking, the momentthe mo he'll go like, why am i looking my ? >> yeah, right. he doesn't have them anymore, you know? u coul >> tyrus, you could argue that we already have a brain chip. wee brain phone, but it'se bu
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in our hand. it's implanted in ouit'sr hand. this seems like an invasive rean sivms like an invasive reality. >> okay, clearly, i'm the only one who clicked. continueality. onl the story. oh, god.lp god. because the idea was to help>> e people were paralyzed step. or the first step was to help them connect>> help their get their bodies function, get the next good support. and at some point it's suppose n to turn into basically you have your phone inside your body or whatever the casto youe may be t is going to lead to do not buy. no, i'm not asking. you don't want to know the answer. i was just, . the >> okay. don't care about the air guy. not going downy that roadwa. tt refused sick little. th >> i finish the thought though. this is interesting because you tried to put this little thought of him being creepy in my head. i'm doing everything i could. this put - is what if i had the? >> i'd be like, delete, delete, not delete delete.. block. what? what if it goes off on its own? yeah, but here's here's the proble e m. roble >> here's the problem.
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people's phones, you know, they're sacreds, and. if anyone touches them, they freak out. now, what's inside your head? w it's insid are we goingead? to see where a man dies because his wife was trying to dig intoe his head at night and see what he was thinking about? you don't saasinkingy like you t thinking about her, you know, or you wake and you're like, where's my why is my wires connected? yennected? >> oh, really? re oh, really? a little story about foul wheno somebody is in there and they leave something like as a joke for the future to findy le it. >> you that's one thing. yeah. that's one thing though. you will record your murder, whic'll h will murder even worse because it will be in the chip. yeah. see you know, i'm saying so like, you will see her every day putting the antifreeze right in my oatmeal. >> well, but imagine it just goes through your brain 30,000 years from now. and ellen planted a little something to be funny fo plar future race.r like, i would support that, and i would think that would happen. remember those disney movies? >> the guy you know, and these, you know, the terror, the one of the tesla cars makes a noise. yes. on reverse. yeah. >> what elon likes to do.
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>> he's a ten-year-old right. mean he does it all creative like they get to that point at some point. yes i if he doest at som that io sorry he downloads a horrible song and everyone's it's in their head. >> yeah they're just walking on why why. and i just can't imagine how this would be good for youu you know, already they're talking about wearing alrealking athe airpods and havg the phone up to your ear and all the radiation. i'm the, by the way. they havn. e the the emf radiation e blocker on my phone. mf radi turn my wife off before. like, the last thing i want is a chip on top of my brain at all times. i just feel like that is lik wac empathy. >> i don't i don't think there's enough research on thah n. t rad radiation theory, but i'll look into it. i think that this might be the nextiatheory bl loo step in evo the flesh and metan,l together.i i if i literally said that the chip could overheat though, that is a threat of getting it implanted into your head. that does not sound pleasant. thnot saying. ound pleasant. >> or you don't want to be p the first, right? there's a tipping point. you don't want to. you shouldoi>> greg:r be be then you're holding. i learned that the hard way will be the first. so what doway. who dthino you tk is going to be the first? what type of person yourself?
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what let'sologicson yourself? remove the people that are neurologically impaired, the people that are healthalredy volunteer for this will probably be nuts. >> sure. yeah. >> like bartering new york, right? yeah. you're putting your faith in to the world's smartest. insaworld's smartest. like there is an argument to be made, but yeah, you would probably have to have something we shouldn't. to b e to hg here. joe biden, you know, paralysis or something. because you help me. yeah. in election you're saying yeah ,in an election. >> sure. greg, this works out for you.or when i takes over because they'll just go through your chip and control you. >> that's what i keep saying. and they'll just walk us all off the cliff. >> but so it does is it sift t's whsasfts th trillions of information, trillions of bites of information to comeroh tr with atcom predictive outcome, which is thinking. >> so what happens is ife which you rely on that, you will stopu thinking you will be unconscious wil because the machine will be doing all of these predictive outcomes for you. >> thie outcoms chip talking. >> yes. no, the way you can download cat, you could download, i can't lie. and then it's in your braiuld d. so when i ask you a question,u you have to like rip your face
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you f, not tell him what youce really think. >> that would. >> but what are you doing in front of a cup of water? my chip will pass even o so you didrunnineven something wrong. but you've got a computer running your brain. i mean, don't you get a full pass? yourt a fu. ss knit >> seems like a strange thing. i think i would hold up in a court of law. thint my brains. >> i can't wait. i'm.ou i'm doing thisrt. t. all right. coming up, will you support a vaping sports? ask any veteran. ten out of ten know the meaning of sacrifice. ten out of ten know what it's like to stand for something bigger and ten out of ten know the true value of home. and i get it. only three out of ten know that right now they can. a home loan for zero down. that's right. zero down the line. so if you're a veteran or serviceman number, go to realtor.com, slash veterans to see if you qualify. what's secret? celebrity is hidden inside our super screen.
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populist pathway. what does that mean? well, appealing, appealing to people's more emotional levels, i would guess. >> i mean, certainly certainlyd you certainly you have certainly you top a very strong ideological language quite frequently. you knowe , left-wing, all thisd and that right-wing. they are i mean. >> it's that that type of ideological. so i am a read chocolate left anyways. >> a lot of people they believe in that okay >> i i love that the unspoken message you're such a minor partn of my day that i still have time for a delicious snack. >> let's watch some more. a lot of people would woul d say of people would woul that you're simply taking a page out of the donalda page trump like which people would say that? >> well, i'm surf e a great many canadians, but like who? i don't know who. but when you're the one who asked the questions. >>. o askequestions. >> you know, somebody woke up t
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a i guess thisis is what leader are capable of when they actually have teeth. >> tyrus the best the best part this is it's not just the apple. >> it's that he forcede the reporter to explain the origins of his nonsense. >> questions o because you keeps saying, like some people, you know, that has to be done to reporters. well, he made him follow up his question. yeah, but whatreg: and i've i've done this a lot in my life to people who i find inconsequentiat e tol when they're talking to me. yeah. like it used to be. a guy would start smoking a cigarette while they're talking to you and they both smoke. >> yeah. what? yeah. he picked the loudest fruii tnt. in the world. >> that is the perfect. ked the the i zero fruit. yeah. when someone's talking to you [ blg apple becauseing to you there's no quietness there, it just keeps goingo qu, which then rattles the guy and then he sits there and he's got his, i mean , only thing he was's all missing was a leather jacket. yeah, that's all he was missing was like a leather jacke ht. and at some point, hope that's my ride.
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i'm out, boss, and hopped on the back a motorcycle and drove off and then turned and threw the apple corps at him and hit him in the head . >> but that's exactly what you do when you're not afraid anymore. thre, larry, i can'tt vote vote for him, but i think hit. thr him, but i think the border and vote for him just for that. yeah, me too. we're going together. i mean me, tog, guy is my new h. i love him. an apple a day keeps the left ke wing away. oh, that's good. oh, i love how happy it madee ha to tell me i've been here. >> it's is really good. it came out good.g: cha >> that's inspiration, charles. righhat's inspiration, charles. >> that was. that was a master class c in dealing with with the contemporary media whichrary is all of his questions were set up lazilf hiy because genery people don't respond that way. >> no, you're right. i mean, listenay.e , it's -- its one of the frustrating things about tv, right? i feelfrustratbout tv, in for na
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i swear the democrats have a room at the end of the hall. they say, yes, and we needen to some fox. >> it's called the kamikaze room. your job is to go to interview and just get up. >> i don't care what the question is. say what you called t to say and there's no accountability. he's just simply sayinsag. page well, what people. yeah, what page i do have an idea of so you can't? you vote m for president. >> but we do need a speaker of the house. i mean, he does not. mayber of use.ow if the i don't know if ts a loophole, larry, but i mean, you know what this is? >> this is this guy. i'm in love with this guy. yeah. guy.m . >> we'. >> all going to go together? we're going to reregister and vote up there. yeah. rewhat did you make of thatperf performance? the reporter just basically ended up eatinormance?e g. row. >> i'm going to keep apples in my office. ik >> i could do this the nextt time you're mad at me. >> i'm never mad at you. oh, okay. >> what's that mean? what are you laughing? >> doing the show next to me. does it? yeah, exactly. yeah . mean b what do you mean by that? when was that? who told you that? that'sat? was tha it's great, bo
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